Thursday, January 22, 2009

JACQUES CHIRAC MAULED BY OWN DOG

Presa canario? American pit bull, perhaps? Or maybe a bitey Alsatian? Nope, the poor guy was mangled by a Maltese poodle. In its defense, the poor dog is clinically depressed. Well yeah, you wouldn't be too happy either if you were the poorest excuse for a dog on the planet and spent all your time hanging out with Jacques Chirac.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Jack Lacton said...

The list of reasons to dislike Chirac is too long to bother putting down.

5:46 AM  
Anonymous ar said...

Speaking of "putting down" there was no news of what will happen to the clinically depressed poodle. I don't think more pills is the answer.

"The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks'"

It could get a job as a leftist blogger?

10:40 AM  

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