SKIN CANCER = INSTANT DEATH

In between articles on the internet and the Hubble telescope New Scientist carries a piece on "the odds that John McCain will drop dead in the next four to eight years due to a skin cancer relapse". This is rather curious in that no one has ever "dropped dead" due to skin cancer. But just to be safe, better not vote for McCain just in case his cancer recurs, killing him at the oval office desk causing him to slump forward, his head hitting "the button" thus ending the world.