Sunday, January 20, 2008

GEORGE W BUSH'S GLOBAL WARMING SOLUTIONS

Shamelessly stolen from David Letterman:
10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

7. Convene blue-ribbon committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

1. Invade Antartica

1 Comments:

Anonymous the_real_jeffs said...

Me, I vote for #8, 3, 2, and 1!!!!

1:30 AM  

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