AUSSIE SHEILAS' DISEASED HOTNESS

Toxoplasma gondii is mother nature's cruel little joke on Australian males:

"Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women."

"On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls."

I forgot what I was going to say.