VEGETABLE FREE DIET PAYS OFF

The Campbells didn't forced their sons to eat vegetables, so the boys never developed a taste for them. This lack of greenery in the diet has produced no apparent ill effects:

The Campbells - John, 91, Jim, 88, Colin, 85, Sid, 82, and Doug, 78 - are all fit and well despite having defied medical advice and spurned cabbage, beans and purple sprouting, let alone asparagus and mangetout. All except Colin have outlived their wives.

Somehow I doubt my smoking and not eating vegetables strategy is going to pay off.