GLOBAL WARMING PROBLEM SOLVED

Climate Change on the Millennial Timescale, a report by the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research, predicts catstrophic climate change over the coming 1,000 years. Fortunately, the report notes a simple fix:

The solution, the team says, is to reduce emissions to zero by 2200.

Right, all we need do to achieve the zero emissions goal is to turn the Earth into a totally dead planet, you know, like we're well on the way to doing.