JUMBO CONDOM INTRODUCED

There's a simple reason why AIDS is rampant in South Africa; typical condoms are too small for the well endowed locals. Durex to the rescue with its new jumbo sheath:

Mr Xolo, from the National Association of People Living With HIV/Aids (Napwa), said both men and women fear being labelled as promiscuous if they are seen with condoms.

"This could help condoms become cool," he said. "Men will buy them to boost their ego."

Even more importantly, it will remove the excuse made by some men for not using condoms - that they are too small.

However, Mr Xolo said he was not sure how many of the millions of condoms sold each year in South Africa were being properly used.

Jeez, how dumb would a person have to be to not use a condom properly?

Durex refused to confirm plans for an Australian OS jumbo condom that doubles as a portable car cover.